What Kind of Toothpaste Does a Vampire Buy? Happy Halloween from FDA!

Are you excited for Halloween?  We are, too!  From the amazing costumes to the spooky decorations – it’s one seriously fun holiday!  In the spirit of the season, we thought we’d share some silly Halloween jokes with you this year…because we love to see you smile!

What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?


What did the ghost say when he found out he had cavities?

Boo Hoo!

Why did the vampire need mouthwash?

Because he had bat breath

What do you call a bear without teeth?

A gummy bear

What does a vampire fear most?

Tooth decay

We hope these jokes gave you a good MWAA-HAA-HA! Please feel free to share some of your favorite Halloween jokes with us on Facebook!  All jokes aside, Halloween can be a scary time for your teeth…all those sticky, sugary treats can really wreak havoc on your chompers. Be sure to keep up with your oral health care routine – brushing twice a day and flossing once a day – especially after you eat your trick-or-treating candy!  If you’re due for a check up appointment with Dr. Brunacini or Dr. Karagiorgos, or if you have questions about how to maintain a healthy and beautiful smile this holiday season, please call our office today at 207.781.5900. Our team of dental professionals is happy to help you achieve your oral health care goals!