Halloween is all about costumes, candy, and a little spooky fun. But sometimes the best part is sharing a good laugh with your family. If you’re looking for some light-hearted fun this October, we’ve got you covered. Here are five family-friendly Halloween jokes that are silly enough to make kids giggle—and parents chuckle too!

👻 1. Why don’t mummies take vacations?

             Because they’re afraid they’ll unwind!

🎃 2. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

             A blood orange!

3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

             Because they don’t have the guts!

🍬 4. What candy is never on time?

             Choco-late!

🦇 5. Why did the ghost go to the party?

           Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last!

Halloween doesn’t have to be scary to be fun. Whether you’re trick-or-treating, carving pumpkins, or just hanging out as a family, sharing a few silly jokes is the perfect way to keep the spirit light.

Do you have a favorite Halloween joke? Share it with us—we’d love to add it to our list!