What Kind of Toothpaste Does a Vampire Buy? Happy Halloween from FDA!

What Kind of Toothpaste Does a Vampire Buy? Happy Halloween from FDA!

Are you excited for Halloween?  We are, too!  From the amazing costumes to the spooky decorations – it’s one seriously fun holiday!  In the spirit of the season, we thought we’d share some silly Halloween jokes with you this year…because we love to see you smile!

What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?


What did the ghost say when he found out he had cavities?

Boo Hoo!

Why did the vampire need mouthwash?

Because he had bat breath

What do you call a bear without teeth?

A gummy bear

What does a vampire fear most?

Tooth decay

We hope these jokes gave you a good MWAA-HAA-HA! Please feel free to share some of your favorite Halloween jokes with us on Facebook!  All jokes aside, Halloween can be a scary time for your teeth…all those sticky, sugary treats can really wreak havoc on your chompers. Be sure to keep up with your oral health care routine – brushing twice a day and flossing once a day – especially after you eat your trick-or-treating candy!  If you’re due for a check up appointment with Dr. Brunacini or Dr. Karagiorgos, or if you have questions about how to maintain a healthy and beautiful smile this holiday season, please call our office today at 207.781.5900. Our team of dental professionals is happy to help you achieve your oral health care goals! 

April Fool’s Day: Silly Dental Jokes!

Our team loves a good laugh and April kicks the month off right with April Fool’s Day.  Don’t worry–we decided to skip the pranks and go straight to the foolery! After all, they say laughter is the best medicine.  Here are some of our favorite dental jokes to keep you laughing all month long.


Dental Jokes

Q: What kind of award do teeth never want to receive?

A: A plaque.


Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?

A: To get a root canal.


Q: What time do you go to the dentist?

A: Tooth-hurty!


Q: What has teeth, but can’t chew?

A: A comb.


Q:  What do you call a dentist’s advice?

A: Their floss-so-phy.


Last, but not least, here is a favorite joke from our beloved Dr. Knock:

Legend has it that comedian Rodney Dangerfield once asked his dentist for advice.  

“Doc – my teeth are yellow. What should I do?”

To which his dentist replied: “Wear a brown tie!”


We hope we tickled your funny bone with these jokes…we sure do love to see you smile!  If you have a great joke to share with us or need to schedule an appointment for a check-up, give us a call at 207.781.5900.


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